生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕12

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　　翻譯：米小勒

　　海因里希

　　取子小Q

　　小蠻腰

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　　后期：孤帆

　　時間軸：小e

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　　校對：Vin

　　總監：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十二集

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　　老媽

　　淡定

　　Ma, Ma, calm down.

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　　聽我說

　　Listen to me.

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　　我知道上面說著用鼠標點擊

　　I know it says click with the mouse,

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　　但在筆記本電腦上

　　觸控板就相當于鼠標了

　　but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse.

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　　現在

　　把你的手指放上去

　　Now, put your finger on it.

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　　無所謂用哪根手指

　　Doesn't matter which finger.

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　　明智的選擇

　　Good choice.

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　　現在把指針移到電子郵件圖標上

　　Now move it down to your e-mail icon.

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　　對

　　就是那個小信封圖標

　　Yeah, the little envelope.

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　　什么叫"它長什么樣"

　　What do you mean, "What does it look like?"

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　　它當然長個信封樣!

　　It looks like an envelope!

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　　行啊

　　你要是不喜歡電腦

　　Fine, you don't like the computer,

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　　那就別用了

　　don't use it!

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　　行啊

　　我們可以換個沙拉攪拌機

　　再見

　　Sure, we can exchange it for a salad spinner. Good-bye!

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　　這就是你一直后悔買的那個光明節禮物吧

　　That's a Hanukkah present you're regretting, huh?

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　　光明節:猶太民族最隆重的節日

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　　我不能說所有無法掌握當代技術的

　　I won't say that all senior citizens

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　　老年人就應該被當眾鞭策一番

　　who can't master technology should be publicly flogged,

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　　但倘若我們拿一兩位作為案例

　　but if we made an example of one or two,

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　　或許能更好的鞭策他人努力學習呢

　　it might give the others incentive to try harder.

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　　我有個好主意

　　I had a great idea.

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　　我們總會被迫停下工作

　　You know how we're always having

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　　去解某些微分方程式吧

　　to stop and solve differential equations,

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　　比如你做傅里葉分析的時候

　　like when you're doing Fourier analysis,

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　　或是用到薛定諤方程的時候

　　or using the Schr dinger equation?

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　　霍華德用不到那個

　　他只不過是個工程師

　　Howard doesn't. He's only an engineer.

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　　我一直在想其實我們可以寫個小程序

　　I was thinking, we could write a little app

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　　通過使用手寫識別技術

　　that would use handwriting recognition,

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　　然后通過一個符號運算引擎來計算

　　and then run it through a symbolic evaluation engine.

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　　這樣

　　只要你使用你的智能手機

　　You just use your smartphone,

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　　把你的方程式拍出來后就迎刃而解了

　　take a picture of the equation and bam!

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　　你們知道什么應用程序算牛嗎

　　能制造放屁聲的程序

　　You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises.

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　　知道嗎

　　萊納德

　　You know, Leonard,

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　　那的確是個可行的主意

　　that's actually a valid idea.

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　　真的不錯哦

　　Very good.

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　　你的口吻能否別弄得像是"我是一只剛學會

　　Can you say that and not make it sound like I'm a cat

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　　如何上廁所的貓"似的

　　who learned how to use the toilet?

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　　不行

　　No.

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　　兩項成就都讓人感到嘖嘖稱奇

　　The two achievements are equally surprising

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　　同樣令人欽佩

　　and equally admirable,

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　　但如果要選的話

　　though if pressed,

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　　我不得不說那只貓的成就更勝一籌

　　I'd have to give a slight edge to the cat.

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　　我還是拯救你于水火之中

　　I'll save you the pain and nervousness

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　　給你一個你期待已久的答案吧

　　of waiting for the answer.

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　　我同意參與你的計劃

　　恭喜你

　　I agree to be part of your project. Congratulations.

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　　我的榮幸啊

　　Oh, yay for me.

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　　你們怎么說

　　What about you guys?

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　　我不敢保證什么

　　I can't promise anything,

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　　但有人就用這種東西賺到過錢呢

　　but people do make money off stuff like this.

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　　能賺點外快也是不錯的選擇

　　A few extra bucks would be nice.

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　　我終于能從我媽家搬出去了

　　I could finally move out of my mother's house.

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　　你搬到哪去呢

　　Where would you go?

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　　我一直夢想著能在車庫上面

　　I always dreamed about

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　　搭造起屬于自己的小天地

　　building a little place of my own over the garage

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　　如果我掙到更多的錢

　　我就能從工作中抽身

　　You know, if I made more money, I could take time off from work

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　　帶著美女來一趟潛艇之旅了

　　and give pretty girls submarine rides.

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　　那是什么玩意

　　What's that?

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　　某種詭異的性愛方式嗎

　　Some weird sex thing?

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　　不是啊

　　No.

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　　就是你帶著美女坐在你的

　　You take pretty girls underwater

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　　私人潛艇里

　　讓她們欣賞魚兒

　　in your private submarine, and you show them fish.

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　　為什么所有事到你這都要齷齪一下

　　Why does everything have to be dirty with you?

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　　我想我們可以在晚上一起做這個

　　I was thinking we could work on this at night,

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　　也許經過幾周的努力后

　　and then maybe in a couple of weeks,

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　　就能有我們自己的應用程序販售了

　　we'll have ourselves an app to sell.

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　　我們這聽起來像是在做生意啊

　　Sounds like we're in business.

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　　我認為我們應該拍一張

　　留住這精彩的瞬間

　　I think we should take a picture to capture this moment.

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　　-好啊

　　-哦

　　- Yeah. - Oh!

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　　你們說

　　這是不是我99美分花的最值的一次

　　Was that the best 99 cents I ever spent, or what?

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　　我查過應用商店了

　　I checked the App Store.

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　　應用商店:蘋果公司為應用程序設計的下載平臺

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　　還沒人做過

　　No one is doing

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　　手寫識別解微分方程的應用程序呢

　　handwriting-recognition differential equation solving.

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　　天吶

　　你小聲點

　　Oh, dear Lord, shush.

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　　為什么

　　What?

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　　你好不容易能有個好點子

　　萊納德

　　You have so few good ideas, Leonard.

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　　你打算就這么輕易地把它

　　And you're just going to spill the beans

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　　當著一個外人的面泄露出去嗎

　　in front of an outsider?

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　　說誰呢

　　我嗎

　　Who, me?

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　　謝爾頓

　　我不覺得佩妮

　　Sheldon, I don't think Penny cares

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　　多在乎這個基于手寫識別技術的微分...

　　about handwriting-recognition based differential...

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　　夜晚的星星大而亮呀*

　　*The stars at night are big and bright

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　　深深地埋藏在德州的中央*

　　*Deep in the heart of Texas

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　　她不會來盜取我們的點子

　　She's not going to steal our idea.

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　　-什么點子

　　-我們要寫一個應用程序...

　　- What idea? - We're gonna write an application...

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　　草原的星空寬而高呀*

　　*The prairie sky is wide and high

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