Miss Universe's Last Question

環(huán)球小姐最后一題

Question: MS America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS america: Well, I can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.

美國小姐：美國的男性器官象紳士。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...

美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or tor(bull).

西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官象流言。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。

(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.

伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象賊。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走后門。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS India: Well, I can say the male organs in india are like labourers.

印度小姐：印度的男性器官象勞力。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS India: Because it works day and night......

印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.

馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官象proton牌轎車(馬來西亞國產(chǎn)車)。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似honda)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

新加坡小姐：總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。

(Applause! Applause !Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS China: Well, I can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.

中國小姐：中國的男性器官象航天飛機。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes...

中國小姐：雖然不大，但幾分鐘內(nèi)就可以把你送上云端……

Miss Universe's Last Question

環(huán)球小姐最后一題

Question: MS America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS america: Well, I can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.

美國小姐：美國的男性器官象紳士。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...

美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or tor(bull).

西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官象流言。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。

(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.

伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象賊。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走后門。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS India: Well, I can say the male organs in india are like labourers.

印度小姐：印度的男性器官象勞力。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS India: Because it works day and night......

印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.

馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官象proton牌轎車(馬來西亞國產(chǎn)車)。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似honda)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

新加坡小姐：總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。

(Applause! Applause !Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: MS China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

MS China: Well, I can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.

中國小姐：中國的男性器官象航天飛機。

Question: How can you say so?

問：為什么呢?

MS China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes...

中國小姐：雖然不大，但幾分鐘內(nèi)就可以把你送上云端……